EARLY RESULTS ARE IN. MITT ROMNEY WINS FLORIDA AND DEFEATS PREZ

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(joke)EARLY ELECTION RESULTS REVEALED ONCE AGAIN THE HIGHLY CONTESTED STATE OF OHIO DECIDES THE ELECTION.

In a shattering upset to half of the nation and a jubilant moment for others OHIO was once again the deciding factor in a one two punch dealt by Ohio and Nevada late Tuesday evening as votes from other states were still being tallied.  According to reports from the ILLUMINATI there is a .....